Imperfect me

AIMEE

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

(Source: bastille, via heart)

sweet-destiel:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

ijustwanttohugdavidtennant:

casfucker:

does supernatural want me to believe dean never got sam a birthday cake? seriously?

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It was always a birthday pie

when they were kids it was probably birthday-whatever-food-is-left

"Blow out the candle, Sammy, so we can eat your birthday Funyuns"

that is the saddest sentence I have read in a long time

(via dolphin-bag)

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

(via dolphin-bag)

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

(via garyhiggins)

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

(via whatthehelldoisay)

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via gnarly)

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

(Source: iraffiruse, via dolphin-bag)

graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

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(via heart)

lovetheinterweb:

youvebeen-loki-d:

youvebeen-loki-d:

what do you call it when batman skips church?

christian bale

did you just

(Source: thewintersoldiersbutt, via whatthehelldoisay)

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via whenmystery-fades)

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